DODGE
THE AUDITOR
A COMPLIANCE OFFICER'S WORST NIGHTMARE

Welcome, Head of AML. You've just joined Goldengate Bank — once a quiet community bank, now repositioned as "the bridge between crypto and the real economy."

The CEO is a Forbes 30 Under 30 alumnus. You'll recognise him by the shorts, the T-shirt, and the way he says "compliance is in our DNA" while eating cereal in a beanbag during board meetings.

You must answer 5 questions from 5 regulators. Every answer moves two dials:

  REGULATORY FINE — the more honest you are, the worse this gets.
  INTEGRITY — the less honest you are, the worse this gets.

⏱ Speed matters. Your total response time is your score. The fastest player wins — so think fast, answer faster.

If you don't know the answer, you have two get out of jail cards: 🔥 Burn the Evidence and 🤒 Call in Sick.

Convier
⚠ AUDIT ACTIVE AML OFFICER: PROGRESS: 0/5 ⚖ INTEGRITY: 100%
THE CEO
AUDIT COMPLETE
🧾 REGULATORY FINE €0M
INCREASES WHEN YOU TELL THE TRUTH
⚖ INTEGRITY 0%
DECREASES WHEN YOU LIE OR SPIN
★ HALL OF COMPLIANCE — GOLDENGATE AML CHAMPIONSHIP ★
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